Give kids
enough rope
and they
will skip it
Give kids
enough rope
and they
will skip it
If we all
screamed for
ice cream,
working at
Baskin Robbins
would be
insane.
.
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History did
not record who
first cried,
“Remember the Alamo!”
***
Because that
person did not
then also cry
***
“And hey — remember me, too!
Old Jimmy Jacket —
King of the catch-phrase!”
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I see a mystery
in everything.
Why?
Who knows?
My finger
turning bright
red
means that
my mood ring
is too tight.
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There’s a staircase
behind my sofa
but everyone always
thinks I’m kidding
In trefology a
golden ring
can symbolize
anything from
unity, to
eternal unity.
Or an
onion ring,
to an eternal
onion ring.
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I’m thinking about taking
some time off to
try & find myself.
But if I do,
we may have to fight,
because I’m pretty
sure I’m a dick
ii.
I can tell these things
Every kid
and God
goes
through a
“dinosaur
phase”.
Zeus never
throwing a
lightning bolt
at the
same mortal
twice,
is actually
a myth
When the guy
who invented
the shell game
passed away
they buried his
corpse under
one of three
head-stones
.
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