Pop Up books

should come

with

the warning

“Do not open

near eyes”

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Dung beetles navigate

by the stars,

but only to locate

more shit

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with special thanks to ‘ME’

It’s easy to keep

all my assets

liquid, because

I invested

all my money in

Otter pops

***

And should the gov’t

freeze my assets?

***

That’s OK-

because, frozen

is how I like

my Otter Pops

Is Paul dead?

Maybe.

Depends on

which Paul

we’re talking

about

My doctor told he had

some bad news for me,

but I stopped him —

that was bad news enough

for one day

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didn’t have a

general store.

Though we did

have a loose

approximation store.

It didn’t have

things we needed,

just ideas of

things we might.

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I went to get

a bank loan.

The guy asked

for how much.

I said,

just enough to

pay it back

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wait for applause

 

The brightest

flame

cooks the

most beans.

.

 

 They say talking to

your plants can help

them grow. So I tried it.

***

To my surprise,

after a few weeks,

the plants began to

pick-up a few words.

***

But I am not dumb.

This is not a sign

of intelligence, so

much as it was the rote

memorization of sounds

.

 

“It’s a bird!”

“It’s a plane!”

“It’s superman!”

***

Said my friends.

***

But they were all wrong.

***

I had painted a flower.

.

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