I tried talking to my plants
each day, because I heard it
was good for them,
but after three weeks of one-sided conversations,
one of the plants asked me
to shut up
**
footnote:
I’m not stupid,
a talking plant is not necessarily
a sign of plant-intelligence,
as it it
the rote memorisation of sounds
This is awesome 🙂
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And that’s why I don’t have plants. It’s bad enough that my cats are smarter than me.
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