They say talking
talking to your plants
is healthy. So I did,
***
and after about
three weeks of talking,
to my surprise,
the plants began to pick
up a few words
***
They’d say things like,
“Hello, George”,
“Water, please, George”
and,
“George, tell me about photosynthesis”
***
But I am not dumb,
this is not
so much a sign of
intelligence
***
as it is
the rote
memorization
of sounds
This is awesome :)
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And that’s why I don’t have plants. It’s bad enough that my cats are smarter than me.
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