I tried talking to my plants
each day,
because I heard it
was good for them.
But after three weeks of
plenty of one-sided
conversations,
one of the plants asked me
to, “Please, shut up.”
***
But I’m not stupid,
that was not
a sign of intelligence,
more than it was
the rote memorisation
of sounds
This is awesome 🙂
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And that’s why I don’t have plants. It’s bad enough that my cats are smarter than me.
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