I try talking
to my plants every day,
because I heard it
was good for them.
But after three weeks of talking
one of the plants
said
“Why won’t you shut up, already?”
***
But I wasn’t insulted,
I understand that
it was not so much
a sign of intelligence,
as it was
the rote memorization
of sounds
This is awesome 🙂
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And that’s why I don’t have plants. It’s bad enough that my cats are smarter than me.
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