I have never seen a drug ad on TV where I thought,

I want to hang out with those people.

Only in drug ads do people use the phrase

‘moderate to severe’ to describe their problem,

as if it were a great mystery.

I think you would damn well know which is was.

For instance: are you shitting blood?

Ok, then, severe.

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