I keep tin cans tied

to the back of my car

not because

I was married in the 1920s,

but to attract goats.

Before the approach

amateur bowler Babe Ruth

used to point in the direction of the lane

that he intended to bowl in

 

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On the street

I found a wallet

full of cash.

***

But it turned out

it was my wallet

***

And that’s too bad.

Because in my head,

that money was all

ready spent

.

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chapter 13

“… the old gypsy’s curse

that I would grow up to

become Paul Whiteman

had come to fruition!”

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If at

exactly midnight,

I were to tell

two friends

that to-day was

my birthday,

***

And they, in turn,

each told two people,

***

And they each

told two people,

***

And so on and so on …

By the following day

***

EVERYBODY in the world

would know it

was my birthday

***

And I would

still be spending it

alone with my

slide-ruler

.

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Instead of

calling my crimes

petty theft,

why not call them

pretty theft,

because I am

beautiful.

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Grammatically,

My upper teeth

are in caps

and my

bottom teeth

are in

lower-case

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Pontius Pilate

was said,

(to his

suffering wife’s

dismay),

to have

washed his hands

of Jesus

thirty-three times

a day

I couldn’t find my

ouija board

***

so, instead

I used my

monopoly board,

***

and Good News!

***

the spirits tell me

I just won

second prize in a

beauty contest!

Do you know what’s

underrated?

People coming up to

me & telling me

that I’m underrated

As Christ

used parables

to keep secrets

from the

common people,

so, Trefology

uses whatever

you think

these are.

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Keep circulating the URL

 

(Matthew 13:10-13)

I was just thinking,

if Jesse James had

owned a flying horse,

he could have robbed

the Wright Bros.

***

But Jesse James had

been dead for some

twenty-seven years by

the time of the

Wrights brothers,

***

so, just forget I mentioned it.