Once I laughed

all the way

to the bank,

but when I got

there the

bank was closed,

so I guess the

laugh was on me. 

---

Mozart was buried in a

paupers grave, but,

I bet, if we dug up

all the bodies, we’d find,

at least, one skeleton

that appeared to be good

at playing the piano

.

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you’re either with me,

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.

If you went to

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I doubt you’d find

more than a

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.

IF Typhoid Mary

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unless you have any better ideas.

***

I don’t.

When someone I know

is hurting, the only thing

I know to do is

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