Could a

drug-addicted monkey

be said to have

another monkey on its back?

because, I imagine for a

monkey that would not be an

uncommon thing

Silly String

is only as silly

as the ratio of

people who have

Silly String,

Otherwise it’s fucking

Annoying String

 

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4:4? = Optimum silly

1:4? = F-ing annoying

 

 

The greatest trick the devil

ever pulled was convincing itself

that it had convinced the world

that it does not exist.

I wish

the spirits of

my ancestors

took more of

an active role

in my life.

***

They seem mostly

disinterested

in what I do.

***

Bring honor to the family.

Bring disgrace to the family.

***

It’s all the same to them.

They say that

those that can’t

do, teach.

Which is probably

why my swimming

teacher drowned

.

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I think the only way

I could return to the womb

is if I was lured there

by a trail of candy

-Laughter is the best medicine-

but laugh at a few sick people

& everybody gets uptight

The Human Torch

always seemed the

saddest of the superheroes,

being that he is

fueled  by the power

of unrequited love

.

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will you remain unloved? 

If I get my

canine teeth

pulled out

that’s two teeth

If my dog gets

her canine teeth

pulled out —

that’s all of them

 

“COTTON IN THE SKY”

written & performed by George J. Raymond

(c.) Copyright 2015

All Rights Reserved

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2.

What kind of hole

are you going to leave

when you’re gone?

***

Will the world be a better place

without you here?

***

What kind of hole

are you gonna leave

when you’re gone?

***

Size of a redwood tree,

or a little ole weed?

***

And when the talkings

through

and they bury you

(Or, whatever it is they’re gonna do)

Will anybody be

crying over you?

***

And when they bag

up your clothes,

and bring them to

the Goodwill store,

will anybody be proud

to wear your shoes?

***

What kind of cloud’s gonna be

hanging over you when you die,

full of rain or cotton in the sky?

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3.