“Slim” Tammy Junebug,

a reader from the

Seventh Ring of Hello,

writes

Q.

“Why do I always find

drowned insects in

my swimming pool?”

A.

Arrogance. Conceit.

The audacious

insect-mind reasons,

“I can fly, so naturally I can swim.”

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And I consider this mystery solved after nearly a half century of research into the Mind

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