Get herb alpert on the horn

If I were ever to encounter

a wild animal in the forest,

I think the smart play would be for me

to quickly drop to the ground

& feign death,

and then, after a slight pause,

slowly get up,

in a spooky manner,

and maybe, chatter my teeth

like a cenobite.

***

Yeh, that’s right, mountain lion,

who is eating who now?

***

Advantage: nutritious human!

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