Get herb alpert on the horn

If you were ever to encounter a bear in the forest

—- the smart play —

is to quickly drop to the ground & feign death

Then slowly get up

& pretend you’re one of the living dead

A-ha! 

Now who has the advantage?


Chapter II

Though, really,

it’s a 50/50


“Hello, I’m Shirley Jackson for the California Lottery”all the while clacking your teeth & rolling your eyesall the while clacking your teeth & rolling your eyes

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