Get Herb Alpert on the Horn

If

you were to encounter a bear

-the smart play-

is to quickly drop & feign death

then slowly get up

& move toward the beast

as if you were a zombie

Though, really …

-It’s a 50/50-


“Hello, I’m Shirley Jackson for the California Lottery”all the while clacking your teeth & rolling your eyesall the while clacking your teeth & rolling your eyes

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