If you were ever to encounter a bear in the forest
—- the smart play —
is to quickly drop to the ground & feign death
Then slowly get up
& pretend you’re one of the living dead
Now who has the advantage?
it’s a 50/50
“Hello, I’m Shirley Jackson for the California Lottery”all the while clacking your teeth & rolling your eyesall the while clacking your teeth & rolling your eyes