IN
the furthering of
my researches
into matter, energy,
space & time,
I ordered something
off the internet
called a
God Helmet.
***
Upon receiving it,
I was
disappointed
to find that
instead of a
God Helmet,
with an ‘o’,
***
I had purchased
a cheap knock-off,
called a
‘Gad’ Helmet,
with an ‘a’.
***
But,
in the spirit
of exploration,
I put it on anyway —
***
… plugged it in,
switched it on,
and
damn it all, friends,
***
if I did not see Gad.
***
AND GAD SAYS, “HEY”.
Egads! What kind of e-Commerce deals in helmets that don’t even invoke a single e-Gad? Gadzooks! That’s one Gad-awful business!
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What in the name of Gad are you going on about?
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That’s such a co-incidence. I ordered a ‘Pax’ helmet so I could achieve world peace, but due to some poor proof reading, it was not the a-version, but the o-version. Which was a real pity.
Hey, eh?
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Hey, yes. Big fan of your blog, apparently, though not necessarily your taste in music.
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2 and commented:
Gad is in charge of Heck, not Hell.
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Thanks,DB
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Oh, why didn’t I thunk of that. Bravo, DB
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Thunking is hard work.
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Egad is perfect.
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He’s all right, I guess.
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the thing we do for science, sounds like quite the Gadget, inspector.
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Such a delightful read on such a cold, grey day. You made me smile, by gad!
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So it’s true, we find what we need rather than what we want. I’d like to see Gad, too, I wonder what kind of helmet I need to buy.
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Beautifully said, Cath.
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😆
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Some day I’m going to eat lunch with you, and you’re going to say something like this, and I’m going to spit water all over the waiter. ‘Twill be awesome. :)
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Haha! Sounds good.
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For Gads sake be careful with that thing.
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HELM OF GALAHAD / DON QUIXOTE’S SHAVING BOWL / HOLY GIFT OF GAD
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Ha-ha. Very cool, CES
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