Why are we
frightened of
the ridiculous?
***
Perhaps,
horror movies,
& ghost stories
have warped
our sense of
what is truly
frightening in
this world
***
For instance,
in real-life,
a skeleton cannot
harm you.
***
In that wise,
there is no
reason to be
frightened of one.
***
Unless you see one
walking toward you.
***
Then, you should
probably run.
***
And, friend, it
doesn’t matter if
you look back
and notice the
skeleton is
walking into a
Baskin-Robbins
***
You need to run anyway.
***
There is no
telling how
relentless a
skeleton might be.
***
Question:
Do skeleton’s
tire easily?
***
Hell if I know.
***
Instead of looking
to me for answers,
maybe you need to
ask yourself,
***
What the hell did I do to piss off this skeleton?
***
And while you’re
doing that-keep running.
.
Keep circulating the URL
t r e f o l o g y 
I believe I would also wonder how the skeleton could drink water.
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Maybe just to wet the whistle.
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I don’t think skeletons tire easily. Run!!
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I think you’re right. They have no lungs to restrict them, unlike us humans.
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And they’ll never trip on their shoelaces.
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Good point! Myself, I need to hunker down and learn how to get those things knotted and fast.
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Maybe get some shoes with Velcro closures.
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And not learn how to tie shoelaces? I’ll take that into consideration. Thanks, Molly
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Yes, and they will save time. Which will be a lifesaver.
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And they’d be hard pressed to pull a hamstring.
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They might pull mine, which is why we must not stop running.
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I believe the next time I see one I shall invite him in for a G&T. I’ve been told it’s hard to find a decent gin in the after life…
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Speaking of “ridiculous,” if anything has “warped our sense of what is truly frightening in this world,” it’s the specter of Donald Trump and his ghastly and ongoing run as President (not to get political or anything, you understand).
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If it’s a skeleton warrior—one of the Children of the Hydra’s Teeth—and your name just happens to be Jason, you’d better escape as quickly as you can to the Argo!
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Some say its best to argo others to argonaut. Hail hydra.
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My mother-in-law was remarkably thin. String and bones they said of her, yet not once did I observe ‘string’. I rest my case.
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perhaps she was saving the string as a wedding gift.
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I enjoyed this thought provoking post very much.
Though I have to tell you, when I read it the second time I made sure to remove the full stop after Keep.
You don’t want punctuation impediments when fleeing the undead.
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Done and done. Thanks, VC
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
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Thanks, dbb — as always.
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Perhaps the skeleton has a BONE to pick with you 😅😅😅. Thank you, thank you. I’m here all night folks. Don’t forget to try the veal!
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Hah!
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Hahahahahahaha. Tickled my funny bone did this sir.
– Esme singing about ‘Dem bones’ upon the Cloud
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That’s why I’m here, Esme. Thanks.
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I cannot get that kind of common sense advice anywhere but here. Thanks tref old boy.
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LOL Happened to me once
Only that ‘my’ skeleton grabbed beer
But I kept runnin’
So that it ain’t hold me dear :)
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We cannot be held responsible for things our skeleton may do.
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