I was never very good
at practical jokes.
Especially, doorbell
ditch.
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I just couldn’t nail it.
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I’d ring the bell,
and when the door
opened,
there I would be.
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Standing there.
***
Snickering into my hand.
***
Like, some kind of
no-good-at-doorbell-ditch-kid.
t r e f o l o g y 
True story. Last night, my doorbell rang one time. I peered out the window. No one there. Now I know it wasn’t you.
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Hah!
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
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You have a snack for snickerdoodling.
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Ha. No one hire you as a getaway driver.
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And that is the truth!
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And right after that a big butterfly net scoops you up.
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I suppose that is just about right.
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