After carefully weighing
all of my options,
I used the first of my three wishes,
granted to me by the genie,
for ONE MILLION FISHES.
The genie nodded his head and said,
“I here-by grant you one million wishes!”
I shook my head in frustration.
I explained to him that I had said, f-i-s-h-e-s!
One million fishes.
The genie just stopped & gave me a real funny look.
And then, it suddenly hit me —
this guy was not listening to me at all.
Man, it is not good if genies dont listen. That could be really dangerous and maybe kinda funny also
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Genies, am I right?
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You are right as rain tref. I just don’t trust them.
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Welcome to my world. I am a cancer survivor with no tongue. I go to Starbucks and order “One large Black Coffee.Please, four sugars.”- The response: “I am sorry Sir, we don’t serve elephants here.” My thought: If I were ordering an elephant- why would I be at Starbucks?
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Excellent point. Starbucks has terrible elephants. Cheers, Adi
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I know a foodie who asked for ONE MILLION DISHES. The genie became so frustrated that he’s now hitting the bottle.
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Cheers, David!
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You need to put him back in the bottle and find another genie…the nerve of him!
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Eh, I complain, but the genie is all right. Anyways, we all got to get along these days: man & genie, alike. Cheers, BF20
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Typical genie. Self-absorbed.
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They spend a lot of time alone.
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Thanks for the laugh.
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And thank you for the comment, dp.
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Mermaid-approved! 🙂
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Hah! Thank you.
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Genies. Are you right?
Swap the e for a u and that’s what they’re not.
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Now that you have 1 million wishes are you taking any requests?
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
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