33 thoughts on “Pirate killers

  1. In conclusion: top killers of pirates:

    1.  stabbed with a sword

    2. stabbed with a sword whilst swinging on a rope

    3. accidentally drinking windex

    4. Psittacosis (parrot disease)

    5. Intentionally drinking windex to fight the parrot disease

    6. Musket fire from some coward land-lubber.


    • I may try that myself. Using “mate” is far less common in the states, so suddenly skipping a step and going straight to “matey” might put people off balance, but why not?

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