If you were to line up
all the people in history
who had ever been shot
by a firing squad, and
then blindfolded and
shot them again,
you would be a terrible person.
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In the end we are all just star stuff. And not even very good star stuff.
If you were to line up
all the people in history
who had ever been shot
by a firing squad, and
then blindfolded and
shot them again,
you would be a terrible person.
.
Never trusted windex
It does have a very alluring hue. To a pirate it resembles the shimmering water of a miniature golf course.
Today’s program brought to you by the letter Arrrrrrr
And the letter, aye.
And the number piece of eight, pieces of eight!
Like the pirate song goes, “Shave and haircut, piece of eight!”
I’m at the end of my rope here, but I’m going to take a stab at this without parroting anyone else’s comment:
(1) At least the pirate ship’s windows were clean.
(2) Elon Musket builds great ships.
(3) Hah! to (1) and (2)
Aye, ’tis true. And don’t forget #6-Being lured to the bottom of the sea by a mermaid.
I could blame Disney for softening their image but it really rests on the head of Hans Christian Andersen!
Haha! A few pirates and some of the followers of POTUS!
Have we learned nothing from Blackbeard’s ghost?
Apparently not!
I thought dead pirates told no tales—how did you score your list?
My official Hasbro pirate ouija board.
Oh, that makes sense. I thought the parrot snitched.
Hmmm, so drinking cleaning products is something of a Pirate nature. That explains a little bit about 45.
Pirates were mostly apolitical, though a few were known to have posted ‘Vote No on Prop. 9’ signs, which was an anti-pirating measure.
Hehehehehheh…
I hit the like button, but, in truth, I love this.
Cheers, BK of PiF!
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Thank you pirate Bruce
Shiver me timbers, aye! 100 gold bars for this fine post, and 100 more for the Hasbro pirate ouija board comment 😂🤣
Hah! Cheers, VTA
Pirate wears eye patch / Formerly a monocle / Windex accident
Hah! Cheers, CES
In conclusion: top killers of pirates:
1. stabbed with a sword
2. stabbed with a sword whilst swinging on a rope
3. accidentally drinking windex
4. Psittacosis (parrot disease)
5. Intentionally drinking windex to fight the parrot disease
6. Musket fire from some coward land-lubber.
“Matey” is such a great word that doesn’t get used much these days. This week, I’m going to use it in everyday conversation.
I may try that myself. Using “mate” is far less common in the states, so suddenly skipping a step and going straight to “matey” might put people off balance, but why not?
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Thank you, traveller!
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