The calcium fields

My father had a system

for removing loose teeth.

First, he’d take some

string, loop it, then

tie one end to the tooth,

and the other end to

the doorknob. Then he’d

chuck the doorknob out

the window.

***

I recall a slight

clink clink

as it struck the

other doorknobs

.


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36 thoughts on “The calcium fields

  1. Top treffing :) As child-ren, when we lost a tooth a fairy would visit, known to us in the neighbourhood as the ‘Tough Fairy’, who would demand money to take it, and then offer our parents mandatory home protection insurance services.

    • Hah! Truly, it has never been a worse time to be an imaginary being, vta. Times are tough. I remember I use to put a tooth under my pillow only to have my father sneak in during the middle of the night and put it under his own pillow. I know this because the following day I would have nothing and here my dad has a shiny new quarter to spend.

      • Hehe! Same here, tref – we were toothless and penniless, and there was our dad always with a pocketful of shiny change. Once he made a whole 50 bucks just from Granny alone, who he often said was a bit long in the tooth.

  2. Ouch! My father actually did ‘extract’ one of my milk-teeth that with string and quick door-closing.. not funny at the time, but your take on it makes it all better. Thank you!

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