The bigger
they are,
the harder
i run.
***
A watched pot
never boils,
it only becomes
really
self-conscious
***
Each time I
see the film,
Rashomon,
I see
something
different
***
Moe the Lawn
is a good name
for a lawn.
***
It seems like the dinosaurs had it coming.
Happy Thanksgiving!
“Big Cats in Humboldt”
by Mary Cellini
©2020 all rights reserved
Wise words.
And what I want to know is, how did those words get their wisdom?
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By the mere repeated insistence that they do. But, to paraphrase the Madhatter, A very merry Un-Thanksgiving day to you! (Do they celebrate anything to-day in Australia?)
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Not really. It’s one of the few imported “celebrations” we haven’t been infected with tref. One pleasant by-product of covid was an almost total abandonment of that ghastly sugar-fest that is Halloween.
As you can see, I am preparing early for Grinchmas.
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Thanks, David!
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A passel of wit and wisdom. Having lived in Humboldt County, I’m pleased to see tribute to the local legend Cat Cat. Bigfoot usually gets all the media attention.
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Thanks, Pam. I am all in on Cat Cat, too. But are they one cat or two?
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Well, they might be Siamese and really muddy the waters of decision.
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“Disposable” blade
Folding stroppable asset
Keen definition.
In Humboldt County
California pets loom large
In shade of redwoods
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Well done. Thanks, Cog!
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Words of wisdom!
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Thanks, MM!
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(1) David Lynch broke the handle off his virtual razor while shaving. Now all he’s got left is the E-Razor-Head.
(2) When referring to a given running distance, the smaller they are, the more tired the legs get.
(3) Actually, the third Paul McCartney is knocking at the door. He’s bringing his band, which consists of Sister Suzie, Brother John, Martin Luther, Phil and Don, Brother Michael, and Auntie Gin.
(4) My friend directed a movie called Diaper Rashomon. Sorry to say, it was pretty crappy.
(5) I walked into a magic store in Las Vegas, but after looking around, I decided it was all a gimmick, so I left. For some reason, when I came out of the store, I found myself in Xanadu.
(6) Foolish lawyers always seem to be on the defensive. They don’t like to be judged.
(7) I always wanted to roll in the hay with Teri Garr, but ended up dancing the boogie with Marty Feldman.
(8) Forget about the infinity pool. As a food aficionado, I suggest you relax and eat that last piece of apple π.
(9) The dinosaurs didn’t have it coming, but they saw it coming from the deck of the Royal Caribbean cruise ship dubbed the Chicxulub.
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Haha! That was epic, David! Happy Thanksgiving!
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As Thanksgivings go, this one’s a real turkey. Maybe next year we can pack ’em in the house!
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Such wise words, tref. Happy Thanksgiving to you!
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Thanks, B! Happy Thanksgiving to you and your funny family!
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That was fun!
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Thanks, SPP! And Happy Thanksgiving!
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Well done, tref. I almost bought an infinity pool until I looked at the finance agreement. Infinity is a long time.
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especially when broken down into payments.
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I enjoyed these, thank you! 😄😆
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Thank you, Betty!
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Pick a number–any number.
Yes!
LOL
:) :) :)
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Thanks, Seliza! I appreciate it.
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I cant touch that one tref. You’re out of my league.
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You are too much, friend. Thanks for the kind words.
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