I shouldn’t have

lied during the

job interview.


I know that now.


Like when

I told them

I was an




and I lived under the sea


and I knew Excel


and I have twelve fingers,

… on each hand


But mostly,

I regret the Excel part


because that was

the one thing

they tested me on.

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