.
My friends always make
fun of my eye-glasses
with little windshield
wiper blades on them.
***
But, I know I couldn’t
be the only one who
reads in the shower.
***
Still, I wonder —
***
would my friend still be
laughing
if I shoved these glasses so
far up their ass that they’re
begging to own a pair, too?
***
My guess would be no.
.
t r e f o l o g y 
They will not be laughing but I will be. In fact, I have already started laughing in anticipation of the event.
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Thanks, Geoff!
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My proctologist has a pair just like them 😎
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David that is hilarious. Thanks.
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Dont, dont, dont do it! Dont, dont, do it.
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Thanks for leaving a comment, Melle Mel
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If Edith Head said this, it’s worth repeating: The windshield-wiper glasses go with the umbrella hat in the rain scene, and if the airhead with the Groucho glasses doesn’t get it, he can take his propeller beanie and shove it.
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“Edith Head Said” sounds like a good title to a song and or book. Get writing! Thanks, E Sum!
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George, thank you for the comment you posted on “Tall Tile Tales” at godslaugh.me. While I was laughing at your favorite tiles quote about Woody Allen’s mother’s overdose of mahjong tiles, I went to hit Reply but somehow your comment got deleted. Freudian slip, you might think, but no. they went out with hot pants. I think Edith Head may have said that.
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Eh, so long as you read it. Thanks, E Sum. Keep writing!
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You too, George.
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One would assume wipers would be quite useful in that environment.
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Yes, they would though, wouldn’t they though? Thanks, crow
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If those are prescription lenses, would they facilitate viewing during a colonoscopy?
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That would depend on the size of the doctors head. Thanks, David.
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But… Trefy why would they ask for their own pair when they got a perfectly good pair up their arse? (hee hee)
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Janny, you are too funny! Thanks.
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I once had glasses “up there.” They were shot glasses, from a toast gone awry.
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Thanks, N, old chap.
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Just reading a doctor’s funny book (This is Going to Hurt) where he talks about all the things they always have to pull out of there! Didn’t mention glasses yet…but surely someone tried it, lol
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I have never heard of that book in my life! Nevertheless, I advise you not to look at the index — and if you do, not to search for my name. Thanks, S.
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🙈🙉🙊😱
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“Subverted Expectations” was the original title. Thanks, Nancy!
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Lol Nooo! I agree nope!
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Hah! Thanks, Carol
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You are clearly excel at guessing.
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