If I jumped out of
a plane and my
parachute failed
to deploy, the
first thing I’d
do is look
for a haystack.
***
If no haystack
is forthcoming,
then I would look
for a pile of
old mattresses.
***
If no pile of
old mattresses
is forthcoming,
***
then I would
change tactics and
start looking
for somebody who
owes me money.
***
If no one who
owes me money
is forthcoming,
***
I suppose I
would just start
flapping my arms
.
.
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t r e f o l o g y 
Old joke:
–A man fell out of an airplane.
–Oh, that’s bad.
–No, that’s good. He had a parachute.
–Oh, that’s good.
–No, that’s bad. The parachute failed to open.
–Oh, that’s bad.
–No, that’s good. Because he saw a haystack right below him.
–Oh, that’s good.
–No, that’s bad. Because there was a pitchfork in the haystack.
–Oh, that’s bad.
–No, that’s good. He missed the pitchfork.
–Oh, that’s good.
–No, that’s bad. He missed the haystack, too.
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Sounds like something Rowan & Martin might have done.
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