Inertia

Dad threatened

to pull over the

car if we didn’t

stop misbehaving.

***

So we stopped misbehaving.

***

And Dad, true to

his word, didn’t

pull over the car.

***

Not even when we

passed our house.

***

He just kept

driving and driving.

***

“Always be true to your nature,”

said Dad, merging

onto the interstate.

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40 thoughts on “Inertia

  1. Oh, I like this parenting approach, tref. Whenever you looked out the car window and saw something interesting, you’d just misbehave and Hey Presto! you’re visiting a new place.*

    * Would would it work for bathroom breaks too?

    • Granted we ended up about five miles outside of Reno. That’s when we ran out of gas. We got immediately separated when one of us yelled, “Bees!” So I hitched ride from a trucker, my dad was picked up by a van of Krishnas and we didn’t see him again until late October. And my brother was, of course, imaginary. Thanks, Bruce!


  2. 😂 this got me. I love how simple it starts and then just quietly goes off the rails. That last line… wow. It’s funny but also kinda sharp in a way that sticks.

  3. He didn’t pull over? Doesn’t that just mean his accelerator pedal was stuck?

    Though this reminds me of when a Grandmother was seen driving down the highway whilst knitting…A motorcycle cop intercepted her and shouted to her “Pull Over!” to which the Granny replied back “No young man it’s cardigan for my grandson!”

    • My dad was then and remains to-day quite fearless in how far he will carry a joke. Never seems funny in the moment, but later you’re happy to have been part of it. Thanks, E Sum

      • “My life has been one great big joke, a dance that’s walked a song that’s spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.” Maya Angelou
        George, in my mind, t seems that the Raymonds and other great minds think alike.

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