IN
the furthering of
my researches into
matter, energy,
space & time,
I ordered something
off the internet
called a God Helmet.
***
Upon receiving it,
I was disappointed
to find that instead
of a God Helmet,
with an ‘o’,
***
I had purchased
a ‘Gad’ Helmet,
with an ‘a’.
***
But, in the spirit
of exploration,
I put it on my head,
anyway
***
I plugged it in.
I switched it on,
***
And damn it, friends,
if I did not see Gad.
***
And Gad says, “HEY!”
I bought my friend
a birthday card.
***
It said, “Happy Birthday“
on the cover. And on the
inside it said
“Happy Birthday”, again.
***
Now what was I supposed to write?
***
Maybe “Happy Birthday”
was all I had to say, anyway.
***
And now, what is worse,
the Peanuts gang
have said it first.
***
So, I wrote,
“Happy Birthday from me, too.
Though mortal coil
can go down stairs
like the Slinky do …
Be careful!
As you may still be
connected to it
.
2.
Our founder
contemplates
the future as a
Christmas tree
approaches from
behind.
By the third Noel
most of the kinks
had been worked out
Our founder waited for Zander, klaus — but Zander, klaus did not show
My favorite
all-time
Christmas gift
was my pony,
Peanut Jr.,
which I
named for my
beloved father,
Peanut Sr.
If I could have
any three figures
from history
over for dinner.
I would have:
No. 1
My famous potato salad.
No. 2
My grandmother’s famous lemonade
and, No. 3
Famous Mickey Rooney, reduced.
.
** Don’t forget to leave out a letter of apology to Zander, Klaus! **
2.
My Blue Blue Girl
written & performed by George J. Raymond
copyright © 2018 all rights reserved
3.
Every-time I look at you
My blue blue girl
Hair of brown & eyes of brown
What a blue blue girl
***
What did I do
(my baby)
to make you so blue?
(my baby my blue)
My blue blue girl
***
Every-time i take you out
My blue blue girl
all you do is sit and pout
My blue blue girl
***
What did I do
(my baby)
to make you so blue?
(my baby my blue)
My blue blue girl
***
I lay awake at night
wondering why you’re
so blue
and I
just don’t know what to do
Oh me.
I love you
.
Keep circulating the URL
Did you know
that each
snowflake,
like a
finger-print,
is completely
unique?
***
Neither, did
Frosty the
Serial-Killer
.
2.
This holiday season let trefology burden your shoulder!
After the
invention
of measuring tape
suddenly you
couldn’t
give away an
inch-worm.
** What food-stuff will you leave out this year for Zander, Klaus? A cookie? Two Cookies? Three Cookies? More than Three Cookies? Five Cookies? **
(Circle all that apply)
Of Popeye’s four nephews,
Pip-eye —
Pup-eye —
Peep-eye —
it was
Poopeye,
who really got
the short end
of that name
t r e f o l o g y 