Q.

Do you know why

fish never sleep?

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Because they are

so damned busy!

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“Busy, busy, busy!”

say the fish in my bowl,

swimming around,

never shutting up.

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I asked myself, should

I really have another

serving of pancakes?

***

I had already finished

three helpings, and

though I was dining

at an eat-all-you-can

pancake restaurant,

I still felt I might

be over-doing it.

***

So, I asked God for a sign.

***

Any sign at all.

***

From the television

above the counter:

Mining disaster.

Many feared dead

Hundreds missing.

***

“Thank you,” I said.

Another helping it is.

I could lie

and tell you

that Trefology

is based on

NEWLY-DISCOVERED

Atlantean texts.

Though I doubt

you’d believe me.

***

Then, again,

maybe you would.

***

Because, do you know what?

***

They are.

*

Last night my

goldfish died.

Driven insane

by syphilis!

***

I wanted to give

the fish a proper

Christian burial

***

but I was at

a loss in the

matter of fish

***

So, taking a page

from the Bible,

I wrapped the

fish in it.

***

Bon voyage, old friend.

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RIP Vida

by Mary Cellini

© 2021

I picked up my

first guitar

at the age of five,

***

and, I immediately

threw it off the

apartment balcony.

***

Then, as my dad

was running

down-stairs

to try and save it,

***

I picked up my

second guitar.

Some days the voices

in my head tell me

to do bad things,

***

And other days the

voices in my head

tell me to do good things.

***

Mostly, though, the

voices tell me that

whatever I choose to do,

to please take extra-

good care of my head.

***

“Why not wear a helmet?” they often suggest.

At any given party in

high school, you wouldn’t

have to ask me twice

if I wanted to dance.

You wouldn’t even have

to ask me once, because,

most likely, I was not

invited to that party.

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I was at the park

and enjoying my

Sunday afternoon,

when a ladybug

suddenly landed on my hand.

***

I said to it

***

“Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home,

your house is on fire, and your

children are gone.”

***

Then I blew

on the ladybug,

and off it flew.

***

But then I began

to wonder if I

hadn’t needlessly

worried it.

***

“I’m sure your kids are fine!” I yelled after it.

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Keep circulating the URL

I wear a big

RED button

on my lapel,

 that says

***

“I got this button for free. Ask me how!”

***

And if you

notice the button &

enquire about it,

I will tell you all

about the day I found

it in the trash.

 

Before the invention

of the internet

***

If you wanted to

hook-up with a demon

***

you had to use a

Ouija dating board.

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Questions to ask the Ouija dating board:

— Are there ghosts present?

— Evil or friendly?

— Single?

— Of which faith do you belong?

— Carrying chains?

— Doomed to one location?

— Willing to bi-locate?

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Keep circulating the URL.

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