The thing I’ve
learned about
rattlesnakes is
that they also
rattle their tail
when they’re
happy to see you.
***
That’s why even
if I were bitten
by one, I know
I could never
stay mad at it
for very long.
***
“Au contraire,”
I would say.
“It is me who owes you an apology.”
Probably the
number one rule
with magic
flying-carpets,
is not to
suddenly lean back.
One Christmas
my parents
bought me a
bicycle built-for-two
& forced me to
make a friend.
Zander, klaus weiß, wann du an Zander Klaus denkst
In my youth,
adults were always
telling me to
“hold my horses”,
but never to ride
my horses.
***
Or feed my horses.
***
Or lock up my horses
at night.
***
And pretty soon,
***
I had no more horses
Zander, klaus weiß, wann Sie schlafen.
No one was un-happier
to see the prodigal son
return home more than
Daisy, the fatted calf.
This year, Zander Klaus is filling his sleigh full of sleighs. All sleighs must go.
I hope loose lips
no longer
sink ships,
because my mom
won’t stop
talking about
her cruise
to Alaska.
Have you written your letter of apology to Zander Klaus yet?
Flying is
safer than
driving,
but just try
getting a
flight out
of LAX to
McDonalds.
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To me,
all popular music
written after
the song
“green-sleeves”
sucks.
.
"In a Photograph"
Written & performed
by
George J. Raymond
Copyright © 2019 all rights reserved
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I love to see you
smile,
love to hear you laugh,
I’ve got one of those
in a photograph
***
And I love to hear
you sleep,
love to watch you dream,
I got both of those
in my memories
***
If you could feel what
I feel
when I see you,
heart starts pounding
chills go flying
through me …
***
I love to see you
smile,
love to hear you laugh,
I’ve got one of those
in a photograph
If you want to
blow the mind
of a hamster
take it to see
a ferris wheel.
Good news!
I’ve secured a seasonal job
working in the Dead Letter
department of the post office.
***
As such, if any of you would
like to get in contact with me,
***
Just write me a letter.
***
And don’t address it.
***
I’ll be sure to get it,
… eventually.
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2.
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3.
Pete Seeger sang
***
“If I had a hammer,
I would hammer
in the evening.”
***
What a jerk.
4.
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