My experiments

using LSD

to communicate

with dolphins

failed,

largely because

I was unable to

convince

any dolphins into

trying LSD

.

2.

Lily of the field

.

3.

my top

ten desert

island discs

are all

inflatable 

IN

the furthering of

my researches into

matter, energy,

space & time, 

I ordered something

off the internet

called a God Helmet.

***

Upon receiving it,

I was disappointed

to find that instead

of a God Helmet,

with an ‘o’,

***

I had purchased

a ‘Gad’ Helmet,

with an ‘a’.

***

But, in the spirit

of exploration,

I put it on my head,

anyway

***

I plugged it in.

I switched it on,

***

And damn it, friends, 

if I did not see Gad.

***

And Gad says, “HEY!”

I bought my friend

a birthday card.

***

It said, “Happy Birthday“

on the cover. And on the

inside it said

“Happy Birthday”, again.

***

Now what was I supposed to write?

***

Maybe “Happy Birthday”

was all I had to say, anyway.

***

And now, what is worse,

the Peanuts gang

have said it first.

***

So, I wrote,

“Happy Birthday from me, too.