If you put an
infinite amount of
monkey’s
in a room with an
infinite amount of
type-writers
***
You’d better
also include an
infinite amount
of food
***
Or they will die.
Phone of arc
I accidentally dropped
my phone
into the water at Lourdes
and it stopped working.
So, I dropped it in again
and now it’s fine
Just go with me on this
If trees could talk
I bet they’d say,
***
“The Lord’s blessing is our greatest wealth!”
***
“Why?” you ask.
***
Friend —
I’m just throwing
it out there.
.
My daily reminder is reminding me to watch my back
Pioneer chicken
The Donner
party
had over
two-hundred
bad words
for snow
The end justifies trefology
Proper space attire
In space
there is no
UP or DOWN
so how you wear
your top hat
is up to you.
Enjoy them while you can
Wisdom teeth
are wasted
on the young
The bather’s lament
Johnson’s Baby-Shampoo
promises, ‘No More Tears’.
But I have news for you,
it only works so long
as you’re in the shower
.
Even the greatest skipping stone is only good once
Things I like
I like
Forever Stamps
because they
promise not to
turn into
something else.
.
Keep circulating the URL
Predicting human behavior
As a kid my
favorite candy
was jaw-breakers.
Or — “throat-blockers”
as we called them,
after that time I
did an impromptu
somersault with
one in my mouth.
On earth as it is in trefology *
Our parents
wouldn’t buy us
candy cigarettes
so we had to
roll our own
.
2.
* which, as it happens, is on earth
3.
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