Would an

onion cry

over me,

is what

I’m asking

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Beginning to-day,

I’m going to start

using the word

“Eureka!” more often

in conversation,

even if it means

having to really

up my game of

discovering stuff.

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2.

Could this be

photographic evidence

of trefology

physically inserting

itself into our past?

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Some-times I fear my

inferiority complex

is not as complex as

as everybody else’s.

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IN 

trefology your first

symposium is free.

Though during the symposium

we will teach you that

everybody present has

lived this same life before,

and thus attended this symposium before,

and that we accept

cash & credit cards. 

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When I first saw the film,

Bedknobs & Broomsticks

I was certain I was

witnessing the future of

inter-animational travel.

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And yet, here we are some

forty-odd years later

***

and you don’t even hear

about bedknobs anymore

If the walls

in my

apartment

could talk

they’d probably

ask me

why I am always

staring at them

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I put all this effort into understanding the variant meanings of Ø and it was all for naught

When I was in

Florida

I paid to swim

with the

dolphins,

but each time

I got in

the water,

they got out.

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Give kids

enough rope

and they

will skip it

If we all

screamed for

ice cream,

working at

Baskin Robbins

would be

insane. 

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