Interesting enough,

babies will eventually acclimate

themselves to the bitter taste of lemons 

If that is all you 

feed them

 

My friend took me to a aaa meeting.

That’s a group for people who are

addicted to free-tow services.

***

“Hello, my name is George, and right now my car head-lights are on in the parking lot.”

.

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2.

2

If your last name

is Wetzel,

then, I guess it

makes sense

that you would

get into the

pretzel business

just the same

as if your name

was Samburger

or, Bethamphetamine

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My friend

Tony Orlando

is always

asking me to

“Knock three times on the ceiling”,

***

or,

“Tie a yellow ribbon’,

***

or, rap

“Twice on the pipe”.

***

Message to Tony:

Pay your phone bill.

It goes to say if

Good & Plenty was truly

good

then

there would not be

Plenty

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chapter two

According to a recent study

the two most attractive scents to a woman

are cucumbers and Good & Plenty candy

Source: Choo Choo Charlie

What Constitutes

middle-Aged

depends largely

on how long you Live

 

I once ate an entire

bowl of cherries

and not once was

I reminded of life

is what I eat after my taco falls apart