Bring me

your tired,

your groggy,

your napping,

your

slumberous.

***

All will be

received in

trefology.

***

Just please,

no ‘fast asleep’

***

trefology

is not a motel

.

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Frogs Love Desenex

by Mary Cellini

Copyright © 2015 All Rights Reserved

In our home

we always loved

Ash Wednesday

because

Ash Wednesday

was

always preceded

by

Cigar Tuesday

Woke up,

Folgers in my cup.

But how did

it get there?

This man alone knows the answer.

This man alone actively probed

the questions of existence & put

his discoveries into easily

digestible slices of considerable

frolic.

+

Will you join him?

Or will you fail him,

& thus FAIL LIFE!

---

“Slim” Tammy Junebug,

a reader from the

Seventh Ring of Hello,

writes

Q.

“Why do I always find

drowned insects in

my swimming pool?”

A.

Arrogance. Conceit.

The audacious

insect-mind reasons,

“I can fly, so naturally I can swim.”

.

---

And I consider this mystery solved after nearly a half century of research into the Mind

---

OUR FLOUNDER LOVES TO HEAR FROM HIS FLANS

Got a question?

Does it contain an unnecessary ‘L’?

No?

Ok, then, direct all

electronic-thought

transfers,

tele-graphically, though

space and time to:

***

Ask George

Juneau 8-3502 or Oxford 7-4609

“Friends,

Romans,

Countrymen,”

I said,

reviewing my

enemies list.

I went for broke

and it broke,

so, then,

I went for glue.

Abridged from the Grade 1 Workbook © section IV part II

GRADE 1

SECTION IV PART II

IMPO-TECH

The technology for determining impotence is as such. Step I: The Diminished Male first glues a series of attached stamps onto his Penis before Bedtime. 

Step II: In the morning, if the Anxious Male wakes to find the stamps are still attached, it can be determined decisively that he suffers from a case of impotence, of which there is NO known cure. 

If, on the other hand, the Subtracted Male wakes to find his penis has been surreptitiously mailed to an unspecified location, the males troubles were all psychological.

Step III: Write up confession of impotence to Instructor.

Step IV: Wink at pretty girl

That’s it! Congratulations!

Once you have completed this Action the student should move onto

Part III

“To Where Exactly Has My Penis Been Mailed?”

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… And I consider this mystery solved after a half-century of research into the Mind

---

GTR

Nov. 12 1969

age 4

Beverages seem

to hold little sway

over the Undead.

ii.

I can only assume,

that when you’re dead,

a parched throat is a

thing of the past.

***

Just a fancy.

A fleeting dream of once

having pursed your lips.

iii.

Therefore, could it be

that your first realization 

after turning into

a you-know —

would be to reach for

your throat & say,

Hey,  I ain’t even thirsty,

tho

When a famous mobster dies

it brings me comfort to know

he’s probably in heaven now

jamming with

Jimi Hoffa