I suppose a

“Happy Meal” for

Dracula would

be drinking the

blood of a clown.

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2.

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In the 1970s

I was in the KISS Army

but nobody knew it

because I was in

the Secret Service

brooklyn bridge at night

by Mary Cellini

(c) copyright 2015 all rights reserved

Never ask your

vegan girlfriend

to prepare you

a BLT sandwich.

***

Unless, of course,

you enjoy eating

a broccoli, lettuce

& tomato sandwich!

***

Because to a

vegetarian the

the ‘B’ stands

for broccoli.

***

And the ‘L’ for  LIES!

When Marshall’s & Ross

get together at a party,

after a few drinks

the talk will inevitably

turn to

Nordstrom’s Rack

My

interpretive dance

was

interpreted

as

being

lousy

Brace your hand,

Death

I am going to

firmly Shake it!

Come on, Big Boy

put it there

Hah!

Too slo —-

It seems like

all the good

religious cult leaders

are either dead

or, have all ready

left earth

in a

galactic spaceship

I whisper,

you whisper,

we all whisper,

in comfy slippers.

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2.

                 

Each-time

my cup runneth over

with something,

I immediately

think of that song.