The stabs

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Did you know that

the stabbing pain

you’re feeling could

mean

one of two things?

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1. You have Postherpetic neuralgia.

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2. You are being stabbed.

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Here is how you

decide which it is,

and which it isn’t

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Ask yourself — Does my

family have a history of

postherpetic neuralgia?

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If no, then ask,

Is there somebody stabbing me?

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If the answer is Yes,

then it’s time get

the facts about “Stabs”

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THE FACTS ABOUT THE STABS:

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Q. I’m a vegetarian.

A. Stabs don’t care!

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Q. I exercise daily

A. Stabs don’t care!

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Q. I am Julius Caesar.

A. Stabs don’t care!

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Q. I don’t have a history of being stabbed.

A. Stabs don’t care!

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Get checked! Someone just may be stabbing you!

 

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40 thoughts on “The stabs

  1. It was a treasure map disguised as a child’s place mat. You didn’t see the little black monolith printed in tiny ink? It’s akin to finding Waldo, but it’s there. The aliens only wanted brilliant treasure map analysts to see the black monolith and figure out its location. You should have taken HAL 9000 along with you (albeit at your own risk). Oh well. For now at least, the Star Child has been aborted. Maybe someone in 2101 can give it another try?

      • MOON CHICKEN FINGERS / FIVE TIMES MORE CRISPY PIECES / AND THE BUCKET FLOATS
        From The Deep Fried Milky Way by Spaceman Spiff

        Before Trefology went to the moon, I was only able to forget everything I learned in school by reading Calvin & Hobbes. Their creator, Bill Watterson, painted a copy of the Creation of Adam on the ceiling of his College dorm room while majoring in political science. Figures.

      • Hah! Ah, yes, the great Bill Watterson. He ended Calvin & Hobbes way too soon. Seems almost forgotten these days, short of seeing the dreaded ‘peeing’ Calvin decal on the side of pick ’em up trucks.

  2. Wow! Sign me up with that marketing company if they can reach the moon with their message. Sadly I have never heard of “Captain Hardee’s” here on earth. I think I am more interested in Voodoo Doughnuts!

    • Yeh, Voodoo doughnuts are so good. Back, long ago, my parents took me on a trip to New York and I saw a Hardee’s, and to me it was a very big deal, because like Chock Full o’ Nuts coffee, the Good Humor man, and Dunkin’ Doughnuts, these were things I only knew of from the pages of Mad Magazine.

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