Say, friend, did
you know that the
stabbing pain you’re
feeling could mean
one of two things?
***
1. You have Postherpetic neuralgia.
***
2. You are being stabbed!
***
Here is how you
decide which it is,
and which it isn’t
***
Ask yourself — Does my
family have a history of
postherpetic neuralgia?
***
If no, then ask,
Is there somebody stabbing me?
***
If the answer is Yes,
then it’s time get
the facts about “Stabs”
***
THE FACTS ABOUT THE STABS:
***
Q. I’m a vegetarian.
A. Stabs don’t care!
***
Q. I exercise daily
A. Stabs don’t care!
***
Q. I am Julius Caesar.
A. Stabs don’t care!
***
Q. I don’t have a history of being stabbed.
A. Stabs don’t care!
***
Get checked! Someone just may be stabbing you!
Keep circulating the URL
t r e f o l o g y 
But how did the placemat get there in the first place? This will keep me up at night.
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I assume he unknowingly brought it with him. Maybe it was stuck on the bottom of his foot the whole time
*** Fixed it.
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LOL! :D This story is out of this world!
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Thanks, Mermaid!
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Lunacy.
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Hah!
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This is why you listen to Mission Control.
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You are correct!
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Haha! Great story.
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Thank you, Sadje!
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You’re welcome 😉
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A brilliant tref-about! I hope when our poor moon explorer splashes back down to earth they treat him to as much Captain Hardee’s™ as he can eat.
Voodoo Doughnuts? That is just the coolest!
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“A tref-about” Ilikeit! Thanks, VTA
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Houston? Did you just prank me?
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If not Houston, El Paso? Laredo?
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Mission Control, Major Tom😜 If not Bowie, than Hanks.
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It was a treasure map disguised as a child’s place mat. You didn’t see the little black monolith printed in tiny ink? It’s akin to finding Waldo, but it’s there. The aliens only wanted brilliant treasure map analysts to see the black monolith and figure out its location. You should have taken HAL 9000 along with you (albeit at your own risk). Oh well. For now at least, the Star Child has been aborted. Maybe someone in 2101 can give it another try?
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Please be advised that I wore moon boots while reading.
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Good lad! Speaking for all of us here at moon-Wordpress, home of the celebrated moon-block editor, we moon/salute you.
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You are so funny! This was a great post!
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Thanks, Diane!
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TREASURE MAT PLACE MAP / LOCATES HARDEE’S ON THE MOON / LAST SEEN ON STAR TREF
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Star tref is right!
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MOON CHICKEN FINGERS / FIVE TIMES MORE CRISPY PIECES / AND THE BUCKET FLOATS
From The Deep Fried Milky Way by Spaceman Spiff
Before Trefology went to the moon, I was only able to forget everything I learned in school by reading Calvin & Hobbes. Their creator, Bill Watterson, painted a copy of the Creation of Adam on the ceiling of his College dorm room while majoring in political science. Figures.
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Hah! Ah, yes, the great Bill Watterson. He ended Calvin & Hobbes way too soon. Seems almost forgotten these days, short of seeing the dreaded ‘peeing’ Calvin decal on the side of pick ’em up trucks.
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Sad but true. Those decals may be retribution from Opus Dei for Watterson’s copying the Creation of Adam on his dorm room ceiling.
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Could be Opus Neight, too, for they work in the shadows!
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The shadows know.
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Thanks, dbb2
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Wow! Sign me up with that marketing company if they can reach the moon with their message. Sadly I have never heard of “Captain Hardee’s” here on earth. I think I am more interested in Voodoo Doughnuts!
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Yeh, Voodoo doughnuts are so good. Back, long ago, my parents took me on a trip to New York and I saw a Hardee’s, and to me it was a very big deal, because like Chock Full o’ Nuts coffee, the Good Humor man, and Dunkin’ Doughnuts, these were things I only knew of from the pages of Mad Magazine.
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Oh, so Hardee’s is a real thing. I would still like to find the Voodoo doughnuts.
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I love, LOVE this one. I was thoroughly enchanted and amused.
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That is very kind, thank you so much, SS.
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Good
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Donut stop believing ;-)
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I’m old fashioned like that.
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I had to look up Voodoo Donuts :-)
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They’re darn good. Fortunately for me they are also very far away.
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