Don’t worry!
***
It’s human nature
to want to fly
like a bird.
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And then—
***
once you are
flying like a bird,
your poor arms
flapping about
***
It’s human nature
to want to stop,
and maybe — rest
for a spell on yon
electrical pole.
Don’t worry!
***
It’s human nature
to want to fly
like a bird.
***
And then—
***
once you are
flying like a bird,
your poor arms
flapping about
***
It’s human nature
to want to stop,
and maybe — rest
for a spell on yon
electrical pole.
Well, of course.
Naturally. Thanks, Mick.
Electric poles and wires work just fine for birds. But humans…….😱🤯
Humans need a place to rest, too, Sadje. And, thanks!
Perhaps a less dangerous place? 😂😂😂
It’s good to know that my desire to fly like a bird is natural. I worried that it might be supernaturaland I’d need to wear a cape, and that it would clash with my flying carpet. I was worried that, since gravity is natural, I would fall. gravity wer the flight instinct was unnatural, like flappers in boas, leading to dancers with feathered fans, it might end with pole dancers covered in goose bumps.
Did you know that goose bumps were almost entirely wiped out in the 1950s? Then came the big resurgence in the 1990s thanks to that book series. I curse thee, RL Stine!
Oh, it happened again…I flew off the handle, got too close to ther sun, or whatever. I just need to rest for spell on yon pole. Please delete by bird droppings in previous comment.
Granted, I could delete the comments, but, then, one day in the future, I may come to you with a favor …
Whatever you might need in the future, you got it.
Zap ⚡️ have that ass tapping out 🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾 good one!!!
Thank you, Stoner Gypsy. Appreciated.
Steve Miller drew a distinction and flew like an eagle. Myself, a turkey. A 220 lbs turkey.0
And that’s being generous. Thanks, cuz.
Most people are amateurs when it comes to flying so they just wing it.
They say the hard part is getting off the ground, but after that, it is duck soup. Thanks, Pam.
(1) I always thought power lines were the lines in one’s face that indicate one has grown powerfully wise with age.
(2) Some human flyers won’t panic upon landing on an electrical pole. They are simply unflappable.
(3) I once had a dream where I could wave my arms and rise off the ground. I woke up thinking it was a silly dream. That is, until I realized I was hanging from my bedroom’s ceiling fan.
(4) For those who wish to fly, it helps to have pigeon toes.
(5) I wasn’t sure what comments to write, so I just decided to wing it. (Did any of my comments fly?)
Like a bird, David. Specifically, the penguin. Thanks!
I mean, sure. Why not? I might choose a tree, but if the pole is closer…
I figure we have a good twenty seconds of flight in us before we get a serious charley horse. SO, yeh, best pick what is closest. Thanks, Bets.
An excellent point, as always, tref.
If I can take air sickness tablets, then I’m ready to give it a go. Flying to destinations myself would definitely be less expensive than airline tickets.
Of course, you’re going to have pack really light. Thanks, MM
Well, birds like to sit on electric wires!
Sorry for the lateness of my reply and, yes, that is true. Thanks, JT
Good to know…….
Sorry for the lateness of my reply and thanks, Don
We’re all busy people George……no probs
Haha I read the first two words and started singing, “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” song! What an electric post!
Haha thank you, Diane
Ego moto ergo sum.
Carthago delenda est.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
I kept meaning to go back and edit-in an exclamation mark so that you would know I was serious.
Or fly like a cannon ball
How they stay in the air I do not know.