IF
the guy who
invented
the
Heimlich Maneuver
***
was ever
at a cafe,
***
and somebody
began
choking,
***
I could easily
see him
getting
a little cocky
about it.
***
“Looks like it’s time for the ‘me’ maneuver.”
.
2.
IF
the guy who
invented
the
Heimlich Maneuver
***
was ever
at a cafe,
***
and somebody
began
choking,
***
I could easily
see him
getting
a little cocky
about it.
***
“Looks like it’s time for the ‘me’ maneuver.”
.
2.
t r e f o l o g y 
Lol! :D very funny!
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Thank you, Carol
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Had a good laugh at this one! :D
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That’s quite a meal you’ve got there, George, chew your food real good now and like Heimlich you’ll live to the ripe ol’ age of 96 — (he was a vegetarian, btw)
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I think I would be OK with 96. But just OK. Thanks, Mich.
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:D Good thing I wasn’t having a snack when reading this or I would have needed the Heimlich Maneuver!
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Haha I would never want that, MM! Thanks!
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Rumor has it that Heimlich came up with his maneuver because he has a “groping choking strangers” fetish.
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Good heavens! Haha Thanks, Mike
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That is a logical conclusion.
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I do believe that is so. Thanks, Betsy!
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Save a breath
Take well-earned bow
Cocky wink
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Thanks for reading, E. Sum. Much appreciated.
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I guess the term “Heimlich maneuver” has been replaced by “abdominal thrust.” To me, that sounds like something you’d read in a sex manual.
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Or a karate move. But yeh, I read that, too, and I wondered if Heimlich is even known to the current generation. Thanks, David
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Thanks, David
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👏👏
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:-)
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CHORTLE ! !
That was a good one. Thank you.
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And thank you, as well.
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I had to perform the “Me Maneuver” awhile back. Not kidding. I doubted but now am a believer.
Man are you chowing down in that photo tref. CB’s guts are rumbling looking at you.
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Wow, you are a bonafide hero, Cb-h. And thanks.
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Funny how things learned (and doubted) way back and never applied come into play. Maybe some of the old dance steps will come back so I can impress.
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Or I can picture this scenario. Man1: Oh my gosh he is choking!
Heimlich: Do me! Do me!
Heh heh.
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Hah! That’s great, Janny. Thanks.
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