I believe that
any-thing that can
placed on one’s head
qualifies as a hat.
ii.
Example:
See this set of keys?
Now they are my hat.
***
An armadillo?
Now a hat.
***
A cracker-crack?
A shnoolzer-sack?
Or, even a crickety-ack?
Hat. Hat. Hat.
***
How about this beret?
Well, no, maybe not
the beret.
But to be fair,
I don’t think
I can personally
pull it off.
***
Still how about this
old piece of dried-up
dog crap?
Now its my hat!
***
But you get it.
t r e f o l o g y 
I was really hoping for a picture of you wearing that last “hat.”
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Bad, PiF!
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Ha!
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I’m sure an armadillo hat is delightful.
The armadillo may or may not agree…..
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You realize sleep is now an impossibilty. Thus far my addled mind is taking serios steps toward donning a feather hat…most probably that of a sparrow. Then there was the rice paper equivalent, the nostril pluckings also. I intend to take action via the Civil Courts. ‘Hat versus The Crown’…so to speak. Nice one, Sir.
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Holy shades of Dr. Seuss! Maybe you should pass one of those hats around, and see if you get some donations.
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
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I have my late dad’s checkered fedora, but even at age 59 my wife says — her words — “you can’t pull that off yet.” I definitely remember him wearing it in his forties, so that hurts.
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I get it. No-body likes my fishing hats either. Nor did they like the old derby I wore in grade school, but if it was good enough for Stan Laurel then it was good enough for me.
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CB is a man of many hats. But you probably knew that if you actually ever thought about it. Gotta go I’m heading for ‘Hathmandu’
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You are a mad hatter sir.
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Why thank you, Flwjc
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Well someone’s been bit by the whimsical-wat! An impossible gnat, who loves to each cheese on a carmelized hat. :-)
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Variety is the spice of tref
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And that’s that … when it comes to hats.
For your proposition will put many a milliner
on the scrap heap. Nothing mad about that.
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I wear a beret. But I am now seriously considering an armadillo :D
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I’m still wrestling with the whole beret thing. Groucho wore one. Laurel & Hardy wore ‘em. So, perhaps, one day i shall too
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